What a great contrib! Thanks, gentlemen!
http://myezserver.com/downloads/mitel/contrib/e-smith-sarg/I was a bit puzzled by the lack of immediate results until I actually used my brain for a (brief+painful) moment & realized if I ran it once manually instead of waiting for the cronjob I'd have some data. Now I can check up on the wife -- and she on me ... hmmmmmmm .....
"rpm -e sarg-1.2.1-1.i386.rpm"