You don't like newbies and you don't like people who flame newbies. (Or have I misread your rants on the subject of the former?) If it's any consolation to you, I'm just as obnoxious (and informative) in person as I am on the forums.
You might note that, sarcasm aside, I answered JohanestheGreat's questions fully. As I have those of many others, here and on the old Mitel forums, for years now. And before any ad hominem attacks begin, let me assure you that I am wearing my asbestos underwear. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but being called "asshole" on an Internet forum will never harm me. Cheers mate!