Hey Funkusmunkus, that ipblock_internet software looked darn near perfect until I read:
Bugs:
It has been reported that this contrib blocks too much traffic. Once added, during the specified
time period, the workstation will no longer receive DHCP requests and will be unable to connect to
any shared directories. Essentially, all network access for that workstation will be denied.
It hasn't been updated in over a year as far as I can tell. I'm still gonna try it anyway.
Thanks for the info!