Adam, one of the reason's I stick with PHP on E-smth, is because of the ease, and you don't really have to "do" anything to the server. Just create an ibay, drop in your code, bang out a database, and you're off to the races.

Obviously there is a little more than that involved, but you get the point.
Jesse, I'll be happy to tale a look at it, always looking for good open source projects.