It is not a bug and when a non-snob from SME answered my question they were polite, a word you probably don't know. Elitist know-it-alls like you are the biggest problem when trying to convince people to use Linux because as soon as they start they run into someone of your ilk. The real answer to the question as sent from SME follows.
In order to install on i586 machines you will need to do the following:
1) Press shift while booting to get the boot menu
2) Type "smei586" at the boot prompt